This is tough...SH3 75th Hash: Constant offers of various forms of the devil drink from MooseDiver during the Hash, a never ending Circle of Ice, bare sweaty ar*es, Harriets who have 'given up' smoking b*mming fags, down-downs of sparkling fake orange juice, overindulgence in Hash Snacks (noway based on this that the weight is coming off), Chainsaw M. and Black-Udder suffering from an overdose of pre-hash S*x and Pizzas, Chainsaw promising a 'short' Circle...it lasted about 2 hours...give or take the 20+ minutes of Haggi antics (can we get rid of him again for a couple of years?) and finally seated opposite my Hash Wine Drinking Buddy, Mealticket waving a large drink of Red in my face...absolute hell....Then for the ONAfter...Champs...ahhh
The only way you can survive Champs is to be totally P*ssed...trust me sober is definitely a no go...drunk aggressive teenage eastern Europeans (I'm not racist but they are a right pain in the a*se), Black-Udder and Wet & Ready drinking buckets of Tequila cocktails, emotional waitresses who forget that you paid them, The SH3 Posse downing pint-after-pint of Guinness... and all I have to confront this is a few pints of iced water (with lemon)....at least it was cheap...anyway here's to another sober day...onon TT
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