Sunday, April 11, 2010

Day 10...Basel H3...

A bright start to the day...W&R off to Engelberg to test the snow and my good self to test the resolve again at the Basel Hash..Strange start to the day with an early text (7:15)from a hungover (what's that like?) Haggi desperate to understand the vagaries of the Swiss Train and Banking System..very strange :-)

On the Way to Flüh with Haggi at midday without the comfort of a few pre-Hash beers. Met a virgin Harriet on the Tram...Haggi in there like flynn (no change there), her relative youth and naivety like a magnet..where's Sweet Cheeks when you need her?

The Hash; Dick-a-lone huffing and puffing up the first 1k slight incline...new Virgins FRBing (I've got a dodgy knee and lacking energy thro' deprivation of appropriate sustenance), MeanStreak (MS) trying to short-cut and getting lost (no change there..just avoid his trails like the black-death)..A beer stop without beer (for me)...MS trying to chat up the new virgin harriets.. A Merc driver trying to play roadkill with the hash puppies...great scenic view from the castle top...crossed trail(to MealTicket & GoatMounter's credit a fine example of the art of trail setting...)...Circle

Circle; Normal Sh*t, Ballerina trying to control an unruly circle, Mausi and MS loitering on the periphery..yours truly having to buy my own circle non-alcho beer (CHF4/0.33l)...Dick-a-lone (DL) still too tight to contribute to the Charity Abstinence..

ONInn; Hash Rosti variations...MT (Red) & Haggi (White) drinking bottle after bottle of vino..MS blabbing on about 'cultural' things (the virgin harriets had left)...DL complaining that the food was not good northern fare (whatever that is)..dragged Haggi out at 9:00 kicking & streaming...

ONafter; Off to see Welsh John (x-Twist manager in Zuri) at RedRocks...Bouncer's at the door not letting us in due to Haggi wearing InterHash multicolored/patterned pants..blagged our way in...John still on the p*ss, ordered yet more vino for Haggi and a NAB (Non-Alcho Beer) for myself...from the horizon of the bar, full of Basel trendies comes a vision..a swaying MealTicket, a man with a late pass...tottering to the bar and yet another bucket of red...John arrives and swiftly pledges CHF20 to the cause (NB DL) and buys the Hashers yet another drink...the experience gets too much for Haggi, lots of big breasted, slim-hipped beauties (that was just the blokes).. we decide to retire hurt..MT stays nursing his bucket of red, waiting for the elderly crowd to arrive..

Trip home; Haggi takes a 'roadie' of 1/2 litre of white, cappuccino for moi...late night train...Bed...

ONON

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